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Though Hilarious, These Facts Are True About Lagos Danfos

Posted on March 10, 2017 by 1phillipstunde@gmail.com

This specially is for anyone who hasn’t been to Lagos or those who stay in Lagos but haven’t had any real experience whatsoever about the yellow and black beasts called Danfo.

 

  1. Here in Lagos, our Danfos have drivers and conductors, but as against popular belief, drivers aren’t always the boss.

2. Take him less serious whenever he tells you he doesn’t have change, it’s a reflex statement no matter how strong his eyes are.

An angry danfo conductor

3. He might be serious with the above at times but the worst that will happen is setting you up for a forceful marriage by pairing you with another male or female passenger depending on the situation.

conductor fighting with passanger.

The above are the worst you can do when this happens

4. Oh! did you just notice the messy wires beneath the steering wheel. fret not. We are used to that here. Noting will happen.

5. we only use seat belts to evade LASTMA here not for preventing accidents.So don’t worry about the types of outworn seat-belts you’d come in contact with.

Wrong use of seat belt

6. Don’t leave the bus because his mouth smells, you might never find another bus with a difference. Our conductors and drivers get their inspiration from them.

7. In case either of the driver or conductor strips during a scuffle with any of the uniform guys, he isn’t  at all mad, it’s another cost-effective method of evading arrest.

A driver strips to evade arrest

That is all for now.

Can you relate to any of the above?

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23 thoughts on “Though Hilarious, These Facts Are True About Lagos Danfos”

  1. Yeesh says:
    March 10, 2017 at 10:01 am

    That stripping still shocks me till date

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 12, 2017 at 11:28 pm

      That’s in fact the fastest way they get out of troubles.

      Reply
  2. Osha says:
    March 10, 2017 at 10:22 am

    Interesting. True true, u r right…

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 12, 2017 at 11:29 pm

      Thanks Oosha.

      Reply
  3. Anonymous says:
    March 10, 2017 at 10:36 am

    Yes ooo,4 of them self.

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 12, 2017 at 11:31 pm

      Thumbs up!

      Reply
  4. Anonymous says:
    March 10, 2017 at 10:38 am

    😆 lol. The start off is crazy, I remember entering a bus then have the conductor battling words with the driver from oshodi to agege non stop 😆😂😂.
    Wole pelu seeng o. Lol. Normal rhymes even when change full hand 😆.
    Lol. Seen all of this bro aside the last one,but heard sha.

    Chai, Lagos my Lagos. Eko ile.
    The mad funny natural skit and drama everyday without a director 😂

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 12, 2017 at 11:33 pm

      you really are very experienced bro!

      Reply
  5. Akinjole Akinwumi says:
    March 10, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    LoooL.. All so so true… great job Negro

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 12, 2017 at 11:33 pm

      thanks Akin

      Reply
  6. Joy says:
    March 10, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    i can totally relate. lol,

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 12, 2017 at 11:34 pm

      you must have had series of experiences on the streets of Lagos.

      Reply
  7. Anonymous says:
    March 11, 2017 at 7:19 am

    Nice one

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 11, 2017 at 7:26 am

      I’m glad you liked it

      Reply
    2. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 12, 2017 at 11:35 pm

      thanks

      Reply
  8. diosa says:
    March 11, 2017 at 8:31 am

    Hahaha.

    Reply
  9. mrollops says:
    March 11, 2017 at 9:03 am

    Nice one Negro… Great compilation of facts you have there

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 12, 2017 at 11:36 pm

      Thanks for stopping by boss.

      Reply
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  11. Florence Dairo says:
    March 16, 2017 at 10:06 am

    Yes ooh 😂😁

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 16, 2017 at 10:09 am

      trust you must have your fair share too!

      Reply
  12. emergencia1 says:
    March 30, 2017 at 10:56 am

    Nice post you got here #danfo

    Reply
    1. PHILLIPS TUNDE says:
      March 30, 2017 at 11:01 am

      Thanks bro.how many of these have you experienced?

      Reply

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